It’s not that setting up a flaming pile of skulls in your yard wouldn’t be the most bad-assed thing to ever happen to your yard. It’s just that they’re sold individually, so if you want the full “pile of skulls” effect, it’ll run you several hundred dollars. (The manufacturer recommends you use nine to fifteen skulls.)
You have to physically load water and ground coffee into this coffeemaker, so it’s anyone’s guess as to why you’d want to then walk into another room and start it up via Wi-Fi. Even the person in the manufacturer’s own illustration is pressing the button on the front instead of using their phone.
Do you believe in free will? The ability of the mind to break free of its physical determinism and command the body? Or do you think, as complex as it may be, human existence is simply emergent from the physical laws of the universe? That gravity, electromagnetism, weak and strong nuclear forces acting on matter have swung into motion this whole shitshow, and we are powerless to watch it happen, barely awake, gone in an instant?
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