The Worst Things For Sale

For the low, low price of over a thousand dollars, you can have a filing cabinet AND a keyboard. Not just one of them, but both. You’re probably asking, “how can they offer such a great deal?” I have no idea, because at the time of writing, this other filing cabinet they sell costs over $17,000.

The best kind of dod raises a broncos. Can’t argue with that.

Forktula is a spatula you attach to your fork, so you can, in the manufacturer’s words, “lick your plate in public.” They have, unfortunately, done nothing to address the problem of attaching the end of a spatula to a fork in public, and using it to scrape food residue into your mouth.

This modified Sharpie marker allows you to “hide your money, pills, or other valuables in plain sight.” You know, if your valuables fit inside of half of a sharpie marker, and you’ve got some way to fish them out after you cram them in there, and you weren’t able to pull the top off a regular Sharpie yourself to begin with. (The reviews are, thankfully, as bad as you’d expect.)

This company has figured out how to sell a set of cardboard boxes as a “prank” for over thirty bucks.

While they might work to some extent, strapping two plastic cups to your head with a piece of string tied under your chin might be the least-elegant way to hear the television more clearly.

Are you ready to snag some used food? Then click on over to Marine Biological Cognitive Kids Poop Toys, an unlicensed rip-off of the original fishing-shit game for kids, Fishin’ For Floaters.