The Worst Things For Sale

Styled to look like your gut is hanging out of the bottom of your shirt, the Dad Bag comes in a surprising number of skin colors, hair levels, and wrinkle detail. And you’ve gotta give ‘em credit for making a fanny pack look even worse than it usually does. (The gallery of people wearing them is worth a look, btw.)

There’s nothing better, when you’re sitting on a stool in a parking garage, than a comfortable pair of fish shoes, which the manufacturer helpfully notes “also uses as couples shoe’s” (sic). The close-up picture of the shoes themselves makes the idea even more bizarre, since it looks like they may be hand-painted. Which means that someone, somewhere, is painting fish shoes.

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Buy this mug, and you’ll have a place to put your tea bag, so you won’t have to use the saucer that you already own, and so the tea that drips out of the tea bag will spill down your shirt when you drink your tea. It’s a great idea all around.

It’s cute of this costume company to imply that a “nerd” is still this 1950s-era pocket-protector stereotype, when in 2021 a “nerd boy” is someone who screams racial slurs while playing a video game on a stream.

Before you go to the listing, guess what this is… and then see if you were right.

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