The Terrible World Of Sriracha

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I’m glad that our planet’s Bacon Years are over, and now we can go back to normal stuff like Sriracha socks. Sure, it’s not very good for a hot sauce, but at least it’s pretty healthy, and

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Haha yeah, it looks like you’re drinking Sriracha, but it’s for water! I’m glad this isn’t going overboard like the bacon stuff, because

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Wait, you cock hot sauce? What do you mean? Is this some kind of

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No!!! Not this again! Just because people like one thing doesn’t mean you have to

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO 



Tampon Flasks: Hide Liquor In Your Tampons

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“Tampon Flasks” are test tubes which come with fake tampon wrappers, so you can bring an ounce of liquor (per tampon) somewhere and then pour it out of your tampon into your drink. Or just drink it straight out of the tampon! Both of those would be totally normal in a public place.                                      



Four Finger Spoons

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Call me crazy, but wouldn’t it be harder to try to keep a plastic spoon stuck on the end of your finger, and eat with a fingertip-spoon, than to use a regular plastic spoon? And aren’t plastic spoons cheaper than $16.89 for a four-pack?



Drew’s New Podcast

Through the magic of Patreon (sign up here for $0.10 a day & you will be rewarded), I’ve created a new podcast with my friend Ed Zitron called FTF. It stands for “Fuck The Future,” but iTunes censored us, so it’s… just FTF now. But please listen, since it’s related to (but doesn’t cover the same material as) The Worst Things For Sale. And you can listen to it instead of read it. It’s at @FTFutureCast. We’ve put out 7 episodes so far. Enjoy.

 






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